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The Expendables
When your movie is comprised solely of (almost) every aging hard man in Hollywood, you probably shouldn't get them to talk too much because chances are their deliverances will be somewhat less than spellbinding. Which is why it is especially perplexing that The Expendables has so many talky bits in it and lengthy ones at that. Do we really care about Jason Statham's endless diatribes on his lucklessness in love? Um… no. Do we care about how Randy Couture got his cauliflower ears? Hmmm… not really. Do we want more shooty bits and explosions? Oh, yes please!
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How do you top a movie like Rambo (the circa 2008 version)? Well, you grab a dozen odd Rambos, throw 'em into one movie and press play. The result is predictable and less than the sum of its parts but it is a satisfying slice of beef (and cheese) cake nonetheless.
Stuart Jamieson
www.expendablesthemovie.com
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